the yankees took it too far this time with the marathon….
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
IM SO DONE.
If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
Beyonce is covering Back to Black by Amy Winehouse for the Great Gatsby soundtrack
I REPENT EVERYTHING I’VE DONE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.
i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”
that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.