tεεtots

the yankees took it too far this time with the marathon….

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

butterpopsicle:

I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.

swagtasticmexican:

IM SO DONE.

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

bancheapweaves:

Beyonce is covering Back to Black by Amy Winehouse for the Great Gatsby soundtrack

I REPENT EVERYTHING I’VE DONE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

ratchetmess:

Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.

themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.