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Imagine getting paid to be on Tumblr... →

cruisingthesites:

Millionaires.

Billionaires. 

Trillionaires.

sextillionaire

jorlandanaires

YES.

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When you were little and you missed the ice cream truck

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When parents force you to go somewhere with them.

NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!

no, please no!

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When you find out you've been using the Tupperware Pickle container for Jalapeños all your life.

mexicanproblems:

All my life I thought it was specifically for Jalapeños..

what what are you serious? up until this very moment I did not know that was for pickles…

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a piece of clothing, but then you see the price.

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• Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
• student: you mean semen is like sugar?
• Biology Teacher: yeah basically
• me: doesn't taste like..
• Biology Teacher:
• me:
• student:
• Biology Teacher:
• me:
• student:
• me: whoops
• ====================
• hahahahaha

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