I love when my siblings get punished →
I’m just like:
So yesterday while my hubby was getting his tattoo colored in, Dale kind-fully offered me the couch to lay on in his tattoo shop while I watched “Sucker Punch” I’ll admit it was confusing but really good. I think it was only confusing though because half the time I couldn’t hear what the actresses were saying. The tattoo guns and background shop music were so loud! Overall...
Looking glamorous with the wind. →
Expectation: Reality: main reason i never have the window down in the car when im all dolled up.
The moment when you're shopping with your parents...
billlionaire: And then they’re just like: Then while you try to accept that you and that item are never meant to be, you walk away slowly like: Story of my fucking life.
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıuɹnʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ...
How I feel when I show up late →
I have arrived, hold your orgasms
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED CONGRATULIONS, YOU WON
Killer of Gods!: revenant-choir: vidot:... →
legasp-monster: xoxoraven: revenant-choir: vidot: justanotherstupidamerican: claire-fairy: greekgodsftw: Aphrodite: Apollo: Ares: Artemis: Athena: Demeter: Hades: Hephaestus: Hera: Hermes: Poseidon: Zeus: I FUCKING LOVE HERMES’… Can I please have Demeter’s shoes D: Hades.. your shoes are killer! XD I WANT THESE ALL. Except Athena’s...
When your parents don't like what you're wearing →
I can't imagine what life would be like without my...
Quinn is stupid yet strong I guess for giving up her daughter, but fuck her let Rachel’s mom have her. She’ll be a better mom than you’d ever be Quinn. I can never imagine giving up my baby at birth, she’s MINE.
The Most Akward Moment Of My Life →
My followers are all so pretty.
And I’m just sitting here wallowing in my unattractiveness like:
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
h4h4h4h4: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you...
Trying to still look good while crying →
Ugg Boots and Shorts →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I’m just: WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
When people argue via Facebook status.
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how mature are you?"
omfgsomepersonactually: “I’d say about 69!”
When it's your friend's turn to do the... →
You’re just sitting there trying to make them laugh:
That one teacher who talks faster than you can... →
When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth... →
When you see that someone reblogged the same post...
cruisingthesites: the-absolute-funniest-posts: But then you notice that they reblogged it from someone else, not you.