October 2011
I love when my siblings get punished →
I’m just like:
September 2011
Pregnancy memory.
So yesterday while my hubby was getting his tattoo colored in, Dale kind-fully offered me the couch to lay on in his tattoo shop while I watched “Sucker Punch” I’ll admit it was confusing but really good. I think it was only confusing though because half the time I couldn’t hear what the actresses were saying. The tattoo guns and background shop music were so loud! Overall...
Looking glamorous with the wind. →
Expectation:
Reality:
main reason i never have the window down in the car when im all dolled up.
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The moment when you're shopping with your parents...
billlionaire:
And then they’re just like:
Then while you try to accept that you and that item are never meant to be, you walk away slowly like:
Story of my fucking life.
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˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıuɹnʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ...
t-angledsanity:
UH-HUH
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How I feel when I show up late →
I have arrived, hold your orgasms
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
Killer of Gods!: revenant-choir: vidot:... →
legasp-monster:
xoxoraven:
revenant-choir:
vidot:
justanotherstupidamerican:
claire-fairy:
greekgodsftw:
Aphrodite:
Apollo:
Ares:
Artemis:
Athena:
Demeter:
Hades:
Hephaestus:
Hera:
Hermes:
Poseidon:
Zeus:
I FUCKING LOVE HERMES’…
Can I please have Demeter’s shoes D:
Hades.. your shoes are killer! XD
I WANT THESE ALL. Except Athena’s...
When your parents don't like what you're wearing →
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I can't imagine what life would be like without my...
Quinn is stupid yet strong I guess for giving up her daughter, but fuck her let Rachel’s mom have her. She’ll be a better mom than you’d ever be Quinn.
I can never imagine giving up my baby at birth, she’s MINE.
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The Most Akward Moment Of My Life →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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My followers are all so pretty.
And I’m just sitting here wallowing in my unattractiveness like:
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
h4h4h4h4:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you...
Trying to still look good while crying →
Expectations:
Reality:
Ugg Boots and Shorts →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
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When people argue via Facebook status.
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how mature are you?"
omfgsomepersonactually:
“I’d say about 69!”
When it's your friend's turn to do the... →
You’re just sitting there trying to make them laugh:
That one teacher who talks faster than you can... →
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When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth... →
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When you see that someone reblogged the same post...
cruisingthesites:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
But then you notice that they reblogged it from someone else, not you.