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the yankees took it too far this time with the marathon….

woodycowboyboots — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:11:00 -0700

the yankees took it too far this time with the marathon….

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woodycowboyboots — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:25:19 -0700

thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same...

woodycowboyboots — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:22:59 -0700

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

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woodycowboyboots — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:14:01 -0700

butterpopsicle: I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.

woodycowboyboots — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:07:38 -0700

butterpopsicle:

I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.

As a child I confused Jesus with Marco Antonio Solís

woodycowboyboots — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:11:06 -0700

swagtasticmexican:

IM SO DONE.

forbrightskies: If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:51:35 -0700

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

aquus: iwishihadafather: I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:50:45 -0700

aquus:

iwishihadafather:

I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG

burritolicious.

bancheapweaves: Beyonce is covering Back to Black by Amy Winehouse for the...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:40:11 -0700

bancheapweaves:

Beyonce is covering Back to Black by Amy Winehouse for the Great Gatsby soundtrack

I REPENT EVERYTHING I’VE DONE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: blows you a kiss slaps it out of the air NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:38:51 -0700

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

confusedtree: GOD

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:37:32 -0700

confusedtree:

GOD

my-twisted-fantasie: alan-motherfucking-ashby: blacksheepc0meh0...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:36:23 -0700

my-twisted-fantasie:

alan-motherfucking-ashby:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.

holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

you are my favourite type of human

TumbleOn)

cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:33:43 -0700

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

nardvvuar: jesusshuttlezwurth: flying-blades: Spongebob - I...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:29:24 -0700

nardvvuar:

jesusshuttlezwurth:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

i was about to fall asleep

now im wide awake

ready to kick a nigga grandma in the shin

i hope you guys are prepared to watch this everyday for the rest of your life because thats how often im gonna reblog it

pleatedjeans: Walmart, ladies and gentlemen. via

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:23:48 -0700

pleatedjeans:

Walmart, ladies and gentlemen. via

ratchetmess: Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:23:07 -0700

ratchetmess:

Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.

Smart men.

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:20:19 -0700

Smart men.

themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away...

woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:53:28 -0700

themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

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woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:52:13 -0700

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woodycowboyboots — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:46:25 -0700

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the yankees took it too far this time with the marathon….

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thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same...

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butterpopsicle: I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.

As a child I confused Jesus with Marco Antonio Solís

forbrightskies: If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio...

aquus: iwishihadafather: I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL...

bancheapweaves: Beyonce is covering Back to Black by Amy Winehouse for the...

puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: *blows you a kiss* *slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...

confusedtree: GOD

my-twisted-fantasie: alan-motherfucking-ashby: blacksheepc0meh0...

cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my...

nardvvuar: jesusshuttlezwurth: flying-blades: Spongebob - I...

pleatedjeans: Walmart, ladies and gentlemen. via

ratchetmess: Aye Juliet stopeth ye bullshit. Poppeth thy pussy for a real nigga such as I, Romeo.

Smart men.

themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away...

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puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: blows you a kiss slaps it out of the air NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...